2006-01-01 - Sorry Elijah:

Nes: okay, i need to ask your opinion on something. Is it just me, or does Elaijha Wood have like a totally deformed head?!
Ceenie: yes he absolutely does
Ceenie: i've always thought so
Nes: me too!!!!!!!!!
Ceenie: and he's incredibly short too
Nes: some people find him attractive, but i find him kind of gnomish and lumpy.
Nes: he is a good actor and everything. he's a really good actor. but every time i see him i'm all, "Gee, his head is so deformed!"
Ceenie: oh my god..i think i just peed my self laughing. gnomish and lumpy..that's perfect
Ceenie: i used to think he was cute when he was a kid...but in a little kid sort of way...those big eyes and that whiny little voice...you know
Nes: yeah i know. but a lot of stuff that's cute when you're a kid is weird when you're an adult.
Nes: Child with a speech impediment: cute! Adult with a speech impediment: weird!
Ceenie: very true!
Nes: child with a lumpy head: cute! Adult with a lumpy head: victim?
Ceenie: i don't know that his head is actually lumpy... just too big for the rest of his body..
Ceenie: and his neck is tooooooo wide...
Nes: yeah it's really big. and perfectly square. and his neck is really wide!It's like a pro-wrestler's neck, except his body is normal! what is with your neck?????
Ceenie: no the body is like a 12 year old pre pubescent boy
Nes: yeah!!!
Nes: he made a perfect hobbit.
Nes: i'm weird and stocky-headed. I'm a hobbit!
Ceenie: don't forget the hairy feet!
Nes: hahahaha
Nes: i'm really glad we had this talk, ceenie!
Ceenie: yeah... me too
Ceenie: it's been too long