2004-07-20 - Unsent letter #6:

Dear wisdom teeth,

Would you chill the fuck out? I can't afford to get you removed, at least for a while longer. So, it would be really great if you could stop, you know, killing me? Why is the Tylenol no longer enough?

You four sure know how to throw a party - you're throwing my entire mouth out of whack. You are also giving me a headache, which is unacceptable.

Cut me some slack!

<3NES