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2006-01-01 - Sorry Elijah:
Nes: okay, i need to ask your opinion on something. Is it just me, or does Elaijha Wood have like a totally deformed head?! Ceenie: yes he absolutely does Ceenie: i've always thought so Nes: me too!!!!!!!!! Ceenie: and he's incredibly short too Nes: some people find him attractive, but i find him kind of gnomish and lumpy. Nes: he is a good actor and everything. he's a really good actor. but every time i see him i'm all, "Gee, his head is so deformed!" Ceenie: oh my god..i think i just peed my self laughing. gnomish and lumpy..that's perfect Ceenie: i used to think he was cute when he was a kid...but in a little kid sort of way...those big eyes and that whiny little voice...you know Nes: yeah i know. but a lot of stuff that's cute when you're a kid is weird when you're an adult. Nes: Child with a speech impediment: cute! Adult with a speech impediment: weird! Ceenie: very true! Nes: child with a lumpy head: cute! Adult with a lumpy head: victim? Ceenie: i don't know that his head is actually lumpy... just too big for the rest of his body.. Ceenie: and his neck is tooooooo wide... Nes: yeah it's really big. and perfectly square. and his neck is really wide!It's like a pro-wrestler's neck, except his body is normal! what is with your neck????? Ceenie: no the body is like a 12 year old pre pubescent boy Nes: yeah!!! Nes: he made a perfect hobbit. Nes: i'm weird and stocky-headed. I'm a hobbit! Ceenie: don't forget the hairy feet! Nes: hahahaha Nes: i'm really glad we had this talk, ceenie! Ceenie: yeah... me too Ceenie: it's been too long
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